10 Pints and Curry Brother Birthday Card
Oh dear, 10 pints and a curry seemed like a good idea at the time!

50 Years Young Birthday Card
"Happy Birthday 50 Years Young* I mean old."

A Birthday Riddle Card

A Perfect Fit Card

A Wee Problem Card SALE

Abducted By Aliens Birthday Card
Hope you're not abducted by aliens who fiddle with your bits.

Age Is Just A Number Card

Alcohol Is The Answer Card

Another Birthday? Card
"Another Birthday? You Old B*stard"

Beam Me Up Mummy Card SALE

Best Dad Card

Big Tits Birthday Card

Birthday Boy Beer Card - HALF PRICE

Birthday Brain Tease Card

Birthday Cheers Card HALF PRICE!

Birthday Pie Chart Card

Birthday Wank Card

Bitchy Gossip Card
"I only work here for the bitchy gossip and free use of facebook"

Body Of A God Card

Brilliant Mum Card

Can't Afford Her Birthday Card

Can't Believe You're 40 Card
"I Can't Believe You Are 40* I'd have guessed 45."

Cat Says I'm OK Card

Champagne Is The Answer Card
"Champagne is the Answer. I'm far too pissed to remember the question"

Child-Proofed House Card

Chocolate Better Than Sex Birthday Card

Cleans All Known Stains Card

C'Mon Girls! Card

Cocktail Menu Card
COCKTAIL MENU: Screwdriver. Mojito. Sex on the beach. Finger up a postmans bum. Tossing off a man called Tony on the bus....

Cure For Insomnia Card SALE

Dad Ignore What Mum Says Card

Diet Plan Flow Chart Card

Dog Humping Your Leg Card

Done A Fart In This Card

Drink Responsibly Birthday Card

Drunk On My Birthday Card
Wise birthday advice from the great Winston Churchill!

Drunken Twatishness Card
"WARNING: This person is prone to bouts of drunken twatishness"

Ducks of Hazard Card

Ear Hair Birthday Card
"When does a woman realise that her man is starting to grow ear hair?"

Evolution of Rock Card

Fabulous Birthday Card
"I hope your Birthday is as Fabulous as me"

Facebook Friends Card
"Did your 1000 friends on Facebook send you a card?"

Fancy a Tit Wank - Card

Fantastic Brother Birthday Card
Happy Birthday Bro! You are a fantastic brother and I couldn't wish for a better one. (Terms and conditions do apply)

Feed Me Chocolate Card - TO CLEAR

Finally A Non Rude Card
"Finally a card that doesn't have f*ck, w*nk, bollocks, cock or tosser on"

Fine Specimen Of Manhood Card

Geek Birthday Card
"Happy Birthday You Big Geek"

Give Us A Cider Card SALE

Going Dogging Card
"Barbara and Keith always made an effort when they went dogging"

Golden Years Birthday Card

Gurgling and Messing Yourself Card
All those years ago you were dribbling, gurgling and messing yourself. So what's new?

Happy Birthday - Card

Happy Birthday Bell End Card

Happy Birthday Bro Card

Happy Birthday Dad

Happy Birthday Gorgeous Card

Happy Birthday Loser Card

Happy Birthday Lush - Card

Happy Birthday Mum