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Golden Sex Ticket
Why not give someone a very nice surprise with this Golden Sex Ticket. The ticket reads: “Greetings to you, the lucky finder of this Golden Sex Ticket. On presentation this ticket entitles the bearer to a night of sexual passion. In your wildest dreams you could not imagine the marvellous surprises that await you.” Simply […]
New Look Website
We’re pleased to announce that the Naff Gift Shop is now up and running again after our update and make-over. We hope you like the new look but please do feel free to comment below if there are any changes you don’t like or any other amendments you’d like us to make. Products and types […]
Rude Balloons – I Bloody Love You
Rude Balloons: “I Bloody Love You” Show someone how much you care with these hilarious balloons. The pack contains five 10″ latex balloons with the funny message I Bloody Love You. Pack contains 5 x 10inch latex balloons. For safety due to small parts and choking hazard children under eight years of age should be supervised […]
World’s Smallest Penis Certificate
Looking for a prank gift? How about our World’s Smallest Penis certificate! Why not present someone with The World’s Smallest Penis award? The certificate reads “Despite being called a big dick by a lot of people it actually turns out that you have the World’s Smallest Penis. Ironic isn’t it.” This fun certificate is sure […]
Welcome to the Over The Hill Club Joke Gift Kit
Well done, you are now officially Over the Hill! Our joke Over the Hill Club kit contains loads of funny gifts to help you celebrate a birthday. This unisex birthday pack contains an Over the Hill Badge, Happy Birthday Glasses, Over the Hill Club Members Card, Over the Hill Check-List Magnet and an Over The Hill […]
Prank Gift Experience Toilet Cleaner
Are you looking for an unusual or original gift idea? Our joke Public Toilet Attendant Experience claims to offer you the chance to spend the day cleaning toilets. You’ll be training and then left to clean the cubicles and urinals, in what promises to be an enlightening and challenging day. You’ll even be presented with […]
Gift Wrap – Santa Thinks You’re A Cunt
Christmas Wrapping Paper: “Santa Thinks You’re A Cunt” Looks like someone has been naughty this year. This rude wrapping paper is perfect for wrapping your naff Christmas gifts. This swearing cunt gift wrap is sure to get a laugh even if they don’t like the Christmas present! The pack contains two folded sheets of rude gift wrap. Each […]
Prank Dogging Club Deluxe Membership
Are you looking for an unusual and original gift for someone? Do you think they’ll enjoy Dogging? Our prank Dogging Club Membership will claim to offer them exclusive one year membership to The International Dogging Club. The membership pack also contains a I Love Dogging Badge along with a I Love Dogging Magnet and a Gone Dogging Magnet which can […]
TWAT Game – Trivia With A Twist
TWAT is the exciting Trivia Game With A Twist. This cheekily titled game is the perfect gift for anyone who loves a quiz… or alternatively is just a bit of a twat. So if you are looking for a silly gift why not test someone’s knowledge with this frivolously fun card game. For 2-4 adult players […]
Wank Sock
Our dedicated Wank Sock is a great luxury gift for any guy, just imagine their face when they open this handy little treat. It’s sure to get a lot more use than many of the other gifts they receive, so why not splash out on something fun yet practical with our exclusive Wank Sock. In case you don’t […]