"Get Out Of Jail Free - This card can only be used once a month. Valid for: Staying out late, Forgetting Birthdays & Anniversaries, Spending too much, Saying something stupid, Getting drunk, Behaving badly, Inappropriate remarks, Breaking something, Political Incorrectness, Losing something, Insulting In-Laws, Farting in bed, Leaving hair in the shower and/or any other similar Bad Behaviour. If you try to use your card more than once in a month it will be confiscated and you won't get it back!"
This credit card sized plastic card is perfect for keeping in your wallet or purse and using when you need to get out of trouble!
