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Anti-Snoring Mints
Cure the Roar with this handy tin of mints.

Apron - Kitchen Came With The House

Apron - Looking Good

Beam Me Up Mummy Card SALE

Bell - Ring For Loo Roll

Bell - Ring For Tea

Bell - Ring For Wine

Blind as a Bat Spectacles Case

Bottle Stopper - A Bottle A Day
A bottle a day keeps the doctor away.

Bottle Stopper/Cork Screw - Cheers SALE

Bottle Stopper/Corkscrew -Happy Hour SALE
Why limit Happy to an hour?

Brilliant Mum Card

Child-Proofed House Card

Coaster - As Satisfying as Chocolate
If only men were as satisfying as chocolate

Coaster - Child-Proofed House
I've child-proofed the house but they still get in.

Coaster - Chocolate Intake

Coaster - Clean House
A clean house is a sign of a wasted life.

Coaster - Cook With Wine
I cook with wine. Sometimes I even add it to the food.

Coaster - Grumpy Old Woman
This coaster is sure to be perfect for any Grumpy Old Woman who doesn't want a stain on the table!

Coaster - Housework Can't Kill You
Housework can't kill you, but why take a chance?

Coaster - Looking Good
Both of us can't look good at the same time... it's ME or the HOUSE.

Coaster - May This Day Be Filled With Joy
May This Day Be Filled With Joy *and wine

Coaster - Senior Moment In Progress
Do you have Senior Moments? Well make sure you don't put down this coaster and forget where it is!

Coaster - Shopping Therapy

Coaster - Stressed Desserts
STRESSED is DESSERTS spelled backwards.

Coaster - Toaster
If it fits in a toaster, I can cook it!

Coaster - Two Choices For Dinner
Every day I give my family two choices for dinner... Take it or Leave it.

Coaster and Bottle Stopper Cheers - SALE

Coaster and Stopper - Love Wine - SALE
LIVE - LOVE - WINE

Coaster/Stopper Time To Uncork - SALE

Collapsible Pop Up Wine Glass

Detox Pamper Pack SALE

Engraved Pen and Box Set

Exotic Holiday Fund Money Tin

Eyemask - I Will Survive

Eyemask - Mums Law Of Lipstick

Fridge Magnet - Avoid Temptation
"I generally avoid temptation - unless I can't resist it!"

Fridge Magnet - Buy Me Chocolate
"Write this down and memorise it... BUY ME CHOCOLATE!"

Fridge Magnet - Flattery
"Flattery will get you everywhere!"

Fridge Magnet - You've Sill Got It
"You've Still Got It! It's a shame nobody wants it"

Golden Oldie Zimmer Frame Award
The perfect reward for any Golden Oldie

Groovy Baby Washing Up Sponge

Grow A Dozen Red Roses

Grow A Mansion
This will have to do until you win the lottery.

Grow Your Own Toy Boy

Having A Mid-Life Crisis Book
Who said there's anything wrong with growing old disgracefully?

Hear No Evil Nagging Relief - For Her

Heart Breakfast Egg Fryer

Home Made Poo Gift!
"I couldn't afford an expensive present... so I made one for you myself!"

Hot Flush Fan
Why not try this 'Fan'tastic way to keep hot flushes at bay.

I Came I Saw I Shopped Card
"Veni, vidi, visa. - I came, I saw, I shopped!"

Inflatable Zimmer Frame
The perfect gift for any old timer, this inflatable zimmer walking frame is the ideal means of transportation.

Jigsaw - Best Mum Personalised

Jigsaw - Gardening Personalised

Jigsaw - Shopping Personalised

Lip Gloss - Whoopie Pie

Lost In Music Card SALE

Love Heart Hand Cream