Professional Farter Pen

This hilarious pen is the perfect gift for any professional farter! Every time you click the end you'll get one of a selection of humorous slogans shown in the window. Professional Farter...

"THE BED FART: It's potent, it's rank, you know it's safe, if you don't lift the covers"
"THE CAR FART: When other people are in the car you turn up the radio to disguise the noise"
"THE SILENT SEEKER: Most common fart. You usually blame someone else"

etc....

Our Price: £1.75

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