FRONT: "Warning - Contains very rude joke... Do not open if easily offended!..."
INSIDE [see picture]: SIGN Wanks £5 Sandwiches £1.50
"Are you the woman who gives wanks for five pounds?"
"Yes"
"Then go and wash your hands and make me a bacon sandwich"
Part of our range of rude and crude greeting cards. Card measures approx. 17.5cm x 12.5cm and comes with a coloured envelope.
