This really is the ultimate ‘crap’ Christmas present! For people who are feeling more ‘bah humbug’ than ‘Merry Christmas’ this makes a perfect naff Secret Santa gift.
Our Christmas Turd is also a stress reliever so you can give it a squash and squeeze to forget about your worries. The Christmas Turd comes packaged in a display box with retro-style artwork and hilarious slogans such as ‘A turd is for life, not just for Christmas’ and ‘Now you really can give a sh*t!’.
