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Funny Retirement Gifts (98 Products)
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Sunny days and heady nights await you in retirement, not just for two weeks each year, but forever!
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£3.50
All those years ago you were dribbling, gurgling and messing yourself. So what's new?
£0.99
£1.99
This coaster is sure to be perfect for any Grumpy Old Git who doesn't want a tea stain on the table.
£1.99
This coaster is sure to be perfect for any Grumpy Old Woman who doesn't want a stain on the table!
£1.99
Whenever I feel the need to exercise, I lie down until it goes away
£1.50
Do you have Senior Moments? Well make sure you don't put down this coaster and forget where it is!
£1.99
£2.99
£4.99
Don't let soiled pants ruin your day, be prepared with this pair of Emergency Pants.
£5.99
£3.49
The perfect novelty gift for an Old Fogey retirement.
£9.99
£2.50
The perfect gift for any old timer, this inflatable zimmer walking frame is the ideal means of transportation.
£6.99
£3.99
There are two types of people in this world... and I don't like either of them
£3.99
£2.99
'Be yourself' is just about the worst piece of advice you could give to some people
£3.75
If things get BETTER WITH AGE then I must be getting close to MAGNIFICENT
£3.75
I took your advice to dance like no-one was watching and sing like no-one was listening. Thanks for that. My court date is later this month.
£3.75
£5.99
£4.95
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£1.99
Smooth away those wrinkles with this magic filler and trowel - you wish!
£2.99
This miniature Emergency Toilet Roll is perfect for all those occasions when you might get caught short.
£1.99
£1.99
£1.99
Keep forgetting everyday tasks? Why not make a note of them on this 'Past-it' pad.
£2.49
£2.99
This joke Over The Hill Workout Gear is perfect for any old timer who likes to keep fit.
£3.99
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£2.99
Just think you'll be free to do what you want, when you want and how you want!
£4.99
£3.95
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How quickly can you assemble the pieces to construct the Zimmer Frame?!
£5.99
