Rude Cards
Our funny and rude greeting cards are strictly for adults only. If you are easily offended please leave now.
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Card - Another Year Older
£2.50(4)Why not tell it as it is with this blunt birthday card. -
Card - To a Special Cunt
£2.50(8)Why not get someone special this hilariously rude birthday card. -
Card - It's Your Birthday
£2.50(3)It is your birthday so why not treat yourself and have a wank! -
Card - Happy Fucking Birthday
£2.50(2)Help someone celebrate their birthday with this funny rude greeting card. -
Card - I Know A Cunt
£2.50(3)I May Not Be A Gynaecologist, But I Know A Cunt When I See One -
Card - Hope You Get Some Stiff Dick
£2.50(5)Well that would be a nice present. -
Card - The Bare Necessities
£2.50(2)Lets hope the recipient of this card will get lucky this birthday! -
I Got You Fuck All Card
£2.99(14)Not sure what to buy? Why not give someone the gift of Fuck All! -
Card - What Men Think About
£2.50(1)Well I think we all knew that anyway! -
Card - Your Dad Will Do
£2.50(2)The perfect card for anyone who likes DILF's or has a hot dad! -
Card - Your Mum Will Do
£2.50(1)The perfect card for anyone with a hot mum or is a fan of MILF's! -
Card - I Love Ewe
£2.50(1)Let someone know how you feel about them with this saucy card. -
Card - Have a Martini
£2.50(3)Well that really is what you call a cock-tail! This funny rhyming card will definitely get a laugh. -
Card - Wank In A Sock
£2.50(4)This saucy rhyming limerick card is sure to make someone laugh. -
Card - 8 Beers and 6 Shots
£2.50(1)Like a drink? This is the card for you. -
Card - Men Are Like Toilets
£2.50(1)Well you know what they say; many a true word is spoken in jest! Why not cheer someone up with this funny greeting card. -
Card - Magnificent Ass
£2.50(4)This funny rhyming card is sure to cheer someone up. Nice Ass! -
Card - Pass The Vodka
£2.50(2)This funny poem card is perfect for anyone who likes vodka! -
Card - Neighbours Fucking
£2.50(3)Did something go bump in the night? This funny rhyming card is sure to get a giggle. -
Card - Sex Is Good For You
£2.50(2)You better get to it!! -
Card - Gin Is Good For You
£2.50(3)Exclusive! Drink as many G&T's as you like. -
Card - Beer Is Good For You
£2.50(4)Drink more beer... it must be true it's in the paper! -
Card - Prosecco Is Good For You
£2.50(1)The perfect card for anyone who loves a glass of bubbly. -
Card - Wine Is Good For You
£2.50(2)Sounds good to me - pass the corkscrew! -
Oh Shit I'm 40 Gifts and Card Pack
£3.99(5)Give someone a funny 40th birthday with our combined card and gift kit -
Oh Shit I'm 50 Gifts and Card Pack
£3.99(7)Celebrate a 50th birthday in style with his joke card and gift kit -
Oh Shit I'm 60 Gifts and Card Pack
£3.99(4)Get a proper welcome to your 60th birthday with this funny Card and Gift pack