Do you have to pretend that your bald patch is a solar panel for a love machine? Lather up with this miracle soap and in next to no time people won't be amazed by your full head of hair.
I'm afraid that we can't guarantee that this fruity scented miracle soap actually works - but it sure smells yummy, either way.
As far as novelty soaps go, we have to say this one is up there with the best. Take a punt and see if the Hair Growth soap works... or at least makes you smell a bit nicer.