Retirement/Leaving Do (13 Products)

"I only work here for the bitchy gossip and free use of facebook"

All those years ago you were dribbling, gurgling and messing yourself. So what's new?

"It's scientific FACT! You're Old!"

"You know you're old when all your friends smell of piss."

"Would you like to speak to the man in charge.... or the woman who knows what's going on?"